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Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Vexed to max

I told you the commercial break will be long! Alright, at least long enough for you to go on a 10 days trip down to Hokkaido (yes yes, for fishing).

I've been trying out some little programmes which are featured in the 29th August, 2006's issue of Digital Life. Nothing much really. A lot of them couldn't work out some ways or other, I'm still thinking of alternatives to solve the problems.

Ah! Look! Cool? Sorry for the poor quality of the pictures. I'll try to solve it soon once I find a good editing software.

And regarding that one hell of a holy cow issue I've had for weeks, I've thought it through. I've tried my best and I've really got no regrets (Sorry! No pun intended). I've gave in what I could but if I can't please her no more, then forget it. I'm tired of giving in all the time. So go ahead and scold, insult, ridicule or mock at me, I promise and swear to my floor tiles that I will not give a hoot about it. I will turn on a deaf ear. Whichever holy cow tries to talk me out of it, save your breath. I've had enough and I can't wait to fly off. If you are stressed up, I'm fcuking 100 times more stressed up than you so don't try to dictate my life.

Yeah, people's children are getting straight A's and I'm not. People's children are athletes and I'm not. People's children are scholars and I'm not. So what's the fcuking big deal? I've said what I've should and if she's not happy, fine with me, I don't care. If you want me to leave the house and stay elsewhere, I would gladly pack up and leave. I'm not giving in this time round. I'm firm in saying this. Mark my words!

I'm fine with her now but she's still pms-sy. Zzzzzz. I forgive her on account that she didn't know I had scholarship.

|._Ondre stumbled at 11:10:00 AM_.|

Friday, August 18, 2006

100th entry...and more to come

Great! I've finally hit 100! I'm not sure if I have enough time to finish what I want to say because I'm rushing to go out pretty soon. Anyway, just a short update on my plans.

Choice 1: Medical Research in University of Tasmania
Choice 2: Biomedical Science degree in University of Queensland
Choice 3: Biomedical Science degree in University of Tasmania
Choice 4: Undecided

Ha! That was vague I know that but anyway, stay tuned for more updates right after the commercial break (which is gonna be one hell long of a commercial break). Good luck to all my fellow artistes on their examinations which is going to end pretty soon. Anyway, I'm off to pack my stuffs!

|._Ondre stumbled at 11:55:00 AM_.|

Relieved...or not?

Results out today like after an ubber long wait. Ain't very happy with the grades but I guess I should feel contented enough. Course application tomorrow and hopefully I will get my reply soon so that will settle everything down.

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Some people just look so cute even with a simple smile. That made my day, it sure did.

It doesn't take a lot for you to remember something. Because some memory are so lovely, it will be etched in your brain forever.

|._Ondre stumbled at 1:07:00 AM_.|

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Happy One Year

No no, I meant happy one year to my blog.

One year have passed and 2 more entries to hit 100. This just shows how conscientious I am in blogging. Ha! I've been very addicted in writing in chinese recently so I left blogger alone and went to seek solace with the beau----tifoooooool green organiser that I have. I'm going to get one more from ASD soon!

Speaking of which, I need to side-track a bit now to promote the 2007 calendar produced by the ASD. Please click on to the hyperlink and spend a minute or two to browse through the webpage featuring the calendar. Take note that all proceeds will go towards the ASD 2007 medical funds. You do want to help those poochies don't you? So, get ready your S$10 and go on to the nearest stores featured in the webpage. Alternatively, you can also contact me to get a calendar because I will order in bulk if there are enough people wanting to buy it (I will still sell it at the S$10 price, please give me the answers by October or November). Kindly help the dogs because it just takes a bit to show them that you care!

Note: Even though Ape keeps emphasizing that S$10 can get her 5 packets of chicken rice, it is not very true. Because I bet she spends more than S$10 a day. JUST DON'T GO TO COFFEE BEAN FOR ONE DAY AND YOU WILL HAVE THE MONEY TO BUY LIAO LA!

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Daddy's birthday this coming Monday and we're going to have dinner down at Equinox @ Swissotel. Great! That's gonna burst my wallet and make me a pauper (not like I'm very rich now). I hope Daddy doesn't know the existence of this blog in case everything spills out of the bag, Hoho.

Results out tomorrow and application on Friday, what's new? Final decision to apply for both Queensland University and University of Tasmania. Let's hope I can get into UQ because afterall being in a G8 university much better.

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That's all for now. I'm off to take a nap. So, meanwhile, stay tuned for more updates on ASS LIVE. This is your host, tooty. Good day!

|._Ondre stumbled at 1:43:00 PM_.|

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

I'm tired

With power comes great responsibility. I don't have any supernatural power nor do I have special abilities of any sort. But why is it that I feel such great responsibility crushing down on me? I can hardly breathe. I need a space to move around.

I don't wish to find reasons to hide whatever that I do anymore. I'm tired now, very very tired. I don't want to walk on anymore.

Can I have a place to hide and cry? I don't wish to please anyone anymore...

|._Ondre stumbled at 1:09:00 PM_.|

Happy Birthday Nation

Happy 41st Birthday Singapore! And even though I have loads of complaints, I still love this sunny little island of mine! Best wishes to Singapore!

|._Ondre stumbled at 12:00:00 AM_.|

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Cosmopolitan city

Does living in a cosmopolitan city equate to that of leading a mundane life? To a certain extent, yes! Alright, let's analyze the situation. Everybody work from Monday to Friday. Then on the Wednesday nights, some ladies will get down to the clubs and pubs to enjoy their lady's night. On a Friday night, it will most probably be some get-alongs with friends or their respective partners. Saturday is naturally reserved for shopping, shopping and more shopping. Sunday is the official Family Day and this whole process starts again on Monday.

The process goes on over and over and over again.

|._Ondre stumbled at 5:32:00 PM_.|

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Dolphin Lodge

Alright man, 6 more entries to hit the 100th target. How long ago was it that I aimed to hit 100? Klutz! Of course, like I promised, updates on the trip to dolphin lodge.

Welcome to the Dolphin Lodge

First, it was rather dampening because it rained even before we get to interact with the dolphins for the first session. So, we stayed there and waited like 9 dummys sitting under a straw cottage waiting to be collected. How mood-dampening that was.

Look, everybody is waiting while sipping over their coffees and teas

*Erhem* Let me digress a bit now. My dad is like playing the shang hai tan song over his computer now and it makes me feel like laughing. I think I'm living in the 70s all of a sudden! Hang on, can somebody pass me my cheongsam and bun my hair up?

Alright, while waiting for the rain to stop so that we can go play with the dolphins, my dad went out to take pictures of the cute threesome dolphins (they were supposed to be from the same family). If you look closely enough, you will realise it's still raining while the shots were taken because there are droplets falling on the surface of the water. But of course, the pictures are so clear and beautiful because it was taken from a professional Nikon Digital SLR! Ha!

Look! They're all so professional they poses for the photo shots!

Our dolphin for the first interaction *drum rolls* EDDIE MURPHY!!! Don't ask me why he has that name. He's quite a funny little thing as well...erm...I mean big thing

What's interaction without a good belly rub?

Huggies from murphy!

Murphy kisses! Look, he closes his eyes when kissing okay? That's so freaking sweet!

Daddy carrying Murphy. Let me tell you, he's not some light creature. He weighs a 125kg and consumes 8kg of fishes daily!

Sister giving it a go! Nice shot!

Because Murphy is so heavy and I'm erm...so light, I need somebody to clutch me from the back

Carrying him together!

Fetching the ball!

Murphy bringing back the pebble that I threw

The ang moh who was...very...funny

I can touch the ball! Whee!

***Because blogger is currently down and sullen, I will be back right after the commercial break. So, stay tune!

***Blogger is throwing a tantrum and refuses to upload my pictures! @#%^@ Arggh! Will be right back after the second commercial break.

The triple jump

We all love murphy!

Next on is the hoola actions! There will be a short video clip of how the dolphins play with their hoola! Take note of the second dolphin caught on tape. That's murphy and he was damn smart to throw the hoola nearer to us before twirling it to save energy. Kindly wait a moment for the video to upload. I don't understand why I can't seem to upload it on youtube so please make do with this.

Murphy twirling the hoola

And again!

Synchronized leaps of faith

Murphy wants one last hug

Dolphins say goodbye

After the first interaction session, the rain started coming back again so we had to wait for quite some time before we went on to the second interaction session.

Of course I had to take some artistic pictures while waiting for the rain to stop

Our next session with Pluto and Oscar! They are the smartest dolphins there

Vitamins to start the day with

Pluto is damn long and heavy I tell you

A mega-ultra big hug

Pluto's kisses

How sweeeeeeeet

Swimming with the big guy

Dancing in the moonlight, everybody's feeling warm and bright...Look, the ang moh is all smiles at the back. He claims excitedly that he has never seen nor heard of dolphins his entire life! Funny guy

Touch no evil!

2 dolphins, 11 people and a one hell of a current!

I've got kisses from the two sweetie-pies

Rewards are always the key to making your dolphins happy

Leaping over the poles

Magnificent right!?

Moonwalk on the water. Oscar didn't do it cause he was too fat

They love each other a lot

Singing to the tune

Two and a half turn

Bye bye everybody

Final hug

Okay, so that kindda marks the end of the trip because after that was generally driving back to the club and washing of the boat. Hey dolphins, I will be back again to visit you guys!

Caution to kids: Please do not under any situation, mimick the dolphins because they have been trained by the professionals and you have not been. So, stop acting like a spoilt brat and go back to your room and start your Enid Blyton's series. Go, go, get lost!

|._Ondre stumbled at 9:59:00 AM_.|