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Thursday, September 28, 2006

Maple

Woohoo, I had wanted to post this entry some time back but as you know, I'm not very young and my memory is failing me fast. I'm gonna pic-blog on this part because you know, a picture speaks a thousand words!

Look! Guild photo in the buff!

Decked in gears...

Jumps jumps jumps around. The botak is trying to be very uncooperative! Zzzz

Lying lowwwwwww

My twinnny!!!

Alrights, I'm supposed to be creating a poem for my other twin (a.k.a black botak) but apparently brain juice is running low so I'll leave it till the later part when ideas come flowing in.

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Here goes the poem:

Twinny oh twinny! Sitting under the brolly gawking at prettys
Twinny oh twinny! Sipping a cuppa watching bikini babehs
Why oh why do I have a thickskinny as a twinny?
I guess that must be my life, my fate, my destiny
Twinny oh twinny, we will understand you one of these days

|._Ondre stumbled at 11:17:00 AM_.|

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Back from ~~Tioman~~ Aur

Finally back from an arduous journey up to Pulau Aur via Pulau Tinggi. It was supposed to be Tioman but due to some unexpected and unforeseen circumstances, we headed down to Pulau Aur instead.

22nd September (Thursday):

Waited for dine (official god-sister) to come over to my place. Came and left belongings before heading down to Marina Square for some shopping. Bought a pair of heels from Tinkerbell, slightly big but it's alright.

Came back home and mapled while waiting for my beloved father to call. Mapling mapling and more mapling.

Headed out at 10 odd to leave the unnecessary barang barangs in the office. Off to pick dine up! Macdonald's for supper!!! Filet filet and more filet!

Bunked in on the boat at around 1a.m after the bath to get prepared for the next morning.

23rd September (Friday):

Woke up at 7a.m to head to Pengaran for custom clearing.

Woohoo! Bye bye club

Leaving a trail...

Breakfast consisted of Nasi Lemak with one ubber big omelette and fried fish (don't ask me what fish that is, I have the faintest idea).

We've got the biggest and most pleasant surprises this trip!

Seagulls flying around the fishing boat

Man who sold 8 prawns+ a fish at S$10! Go rob the bank la

We carried on with the journey after buying S$10 worth of seafood. Zzzz. Disturbing amount. So you see, my blog is arty farty and I am arty farty. Because of that, how can we leave this blog without posting some arty farty pictures?

The fishing rod

Riding on waves! Whee~

While cruising along at an average speed of 13 knots, we saw some floating sacks along the way. Speculating if it could be some dead bodies or ciggies, we picked one up from the sea...

Could it be...SLIPPERS!

More shopping on a fishing trawler! Way cheaper!

Fishes, fishes and more fishes!

Sorting the buy and got bitten by the crab. Holy shit!

Tinggi!

It was no joke I tell you. 8 freaking hours of ride on the boat. I thought my ass cracked! Oh, hold on, I was also burnt from the scorching sun. Have you seen a human-size lobster strutting along the street? That's me!

Lovely island

Sunset

Dinner was basically the seafood that we bought. Steamed, stir-fried with garlic, fried with chilli and raw sashimi. I tell you, the worst combination was frying prawns with garlic and coriander *yuck*. If you ever try it, you will totally understand how I feel that night. Zzzzz.

23rd September (Saturday)

Aww...we're in Aur!

Doesn't this remind you of Pirates of the Carribean?

Row over the ocean, row over the sea

Chalets on the hill

A bigass sea cucumber...and a botak?

Baby sea cucumber and a sea conch?

Huge jellyfish...MU HOU!!!!

Freaking big shells with freaking big pebbles

My back...not trying to be melancholic

Camwhoring session:

24th September (Sunday):

Set our journey at 4a.m in the morning. Dine and me continued snoozing in the bed until 10.30 when we were almost reaching the club *yawnz* what a nice sleep! Filled up the tank, had a quick lunch and we started on our washing regime! Ended at about 3.30p.m. Zzzzz...tiring. That's all folks, so stay tune!

|._Ondre stumbled at 5:56:00 PM_.|

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Updates, updates and more!

Hohoho! Chalet ended 4 full days ago.

Attendance (left to right) : dine, chrissy, moos, me, buddy, doggy and xu mei mei!

Somebody please help me to crop off my legs, it looks ~~really big~~ like trotters in this pic, zzzzz. Heart attack sessions, prata eating at 3am in the morning, bbq-ing, rolling over each other, fun with KFC, booze and a hell load of otahs!!! 44 bloody otahs, somebody save me please, I'm not going to eat them anytime soon. We basically slept in late everyday and woke up late.
Look doggy, I've updated as promised, so stop saying i'm crazy over maple and stop slapping me! Zzzzzzz!

Look! The three scandalous pairs? Triplets? And of course, coupled with our lovely room which is big and spacious and nice and comfy.

10 bags of items, 9 hours of sleep, 8 people, 7 types of food, 6 stayovers, 5 VCDs, 4 beds, 3 days of chalet, 2 nights and 1 lovely memory added!

Alrights, I will be heading over to the club in less than 5 hours time to sleep in and clean up a little before leaving for lovely Tioman tomorrow morning. I hope I have Macdonald's breakfast.

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I met a twin, who's so like me.
She resembles how somebody used to be. She reminds me of her.
Twinny and me makes me feel like how we used to be.
My best friend, my soulmate turned enemy.
Even though we are fine, it's not the same anymore.
Twinny and me, we will always be =)

Hey! I think I am a budding closet poet! I can't believe I am so good at this! But that's not a pseudo poem pretty please, my lovelies should understand it.
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Starting work in Hwa Chong International coming Monday. Wish me luck. I hope I don't get sacked within 2 weeks because of poor response. Ha! Alrights peepz, I'll try to update after the Tioman trip so please stay tuned and be patient. Because good things are worth waiting for!

|._Ondre stumbled at 12:00:00 PM_.|

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Chalet 2006

I have no idea why I'm blogging when I have no idea of what to write. Anyway, chalet is coming this Friday! The last chalet that the bu_3_bu_4 members had was in 2004. So now, this is the final blast before Vanez and me leave for our studies in Tassy! Loads of crap-talking, tonnes of laughter (ape's going to malaysia so we don't know who's the next target of insult), yummy-licious food and of course games games and more games!!!

Of course I'm sleeping in quite a bit before the rest arrives on the first day. Like you know, it's always nice to sleep without people disturbing you after you've checked in. Of course, mummy moo and I are thinking of organising perhaps, a mini-bbq, with simple foodstuffs which are are probably buying at the last minute. Hohoho, what's fun without people shopping for groceries with you?

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Alright peepz, I'll be away to Tioman on the 21st September to the 24th September with the ubber big cushion from Ikea! Stay tuned for more updates right after the chalet and the trip. I promise to fill it in with nice pictures!

|._Ondre stumbled at 11:40:00 AM_.|