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Sunday, March 26, 2006

Rather random entry

Myth: Ondre weighs a ton
Fact: Ondre has a capability of drowning flies with his urine

Small note: Instead of the frequent dosage of vocabularies, I will replace it with myths and facts of any kind relating to animals, humans, etc. So, stay tune peepz, who knows your name might be up there one of these days.

I was actually planning to hit the 100th entry this holidays. Apparently, this plan has to go down. 19 more entries to go.

I've got nothing much to say actually. Just blogging for the sake of blogging. Alright, a brief update of my pathetically short holiday.

Monday (20th March): Enquiries about application for New Zealand education. Apparently, we had to wait for quite some time because that office is pathetically small and I thought as usual an appointment wasn't needed. So nevermind, I've got what I wanted and I will head down tomorrow again to complete the rest of the procedures. After all these will be the anticipation of successful application. I really hope I will be able to enter Veterinary science in Massey University.

Tuesday (21st March): Sentosa outing with the..."class". Alright, it was supposed to be a rather big gathering with at least 9 people. Eventually, only 4 turned up. So the quest begins with ben, ling, maggie and me! We went to try out the whole new luge and got a cheap deal for it. 8 rides for a wholesome $35.50, great man. It was raining almost the whole of that day so most of our plans were thwarted but still, we had fun! 4D cinemax in between luge and lunch. That was god-damn hilarious. The effects and the storyline. Not forgetting all the free kicks I get as an Islander =). BK lunch as usual in Sentosa.
After Sentosa, I went on to celebrate Chrissy's birthday down at My Secret Garden. Nice place, great ambience, delicious food but mediocre service. So we had fun because we prevented ape from watching DA CHANG JIN and we had "dao huey" at Rochor Beancurd down at Selegie Road. Macdonald's at Peace Centre after that. Ape left me to wait for 64 on my own and this uncle smelling like a truckload of fish came up the bus. Thanks ape.

Wednesday (22nd March): Slacked at home!

Thursday (23rd March): Tennis with Geraldine and Ape. Alright, so she's not Roger Federer for nothing, I felt like a tennis moron playing with a tennis professional. Wanna see how Roger Federer plays with a commoner, you get it there at St Wilfrid Sports Complex. Nice workout having to play against two people. More tennis coming on, catch our actions at ASS LIVE!

Friday (24th March): Slacked at home!

Saturday (25th March): Slacked at home!

Sunday (26th March): Kayaking later!

That's about all, so stay tune peepz with more life updates right after the commercial breaks. Have a break, have a kit-kat.

|._Ondre stumbled at 11:10:00 AM_.|

Sunday, March 19, 2006

Holidays

Word of the day: amalgam
Meaning:

Any of various alloys of mercury with other metals
A combination of diverse elements; a mixture

Updates on zoo and australian education fair.

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Australian Education Fair was rather small and I think it almost went unnoticed being packed to the end of Level 4 amidst the ultra crowded Food Festival. So, we registered using the old school RED LEAF pen provided. We love RED LEAF don't we? After that, we headed off to the exhibition with an entrance pack containing information of the universities and colleges participating in the exhibition. Honestly, I don't really know what's the point of me going to the exhibition other than applying for the Bachelor of Science in University of Melbourne. Managed to see Katherine's lover boys though. Mother Moo and I then proceeded to tearing off the form from the booklet before searching frantically for a black pen. We headed back to the registration counter and filled up part of the form using a blue pen before sneaking back to the exhibition with a black pen left on the counter. So, I continued filling up the rest of the form and photocopied my certificates and relevant documents before handing in the form to the education agency. 100 bucks waived off! 100 bucks saved! So I'm quite glad I didn't send in my own application lest the money will have to be wasted.

Headed off to the Food Festival after that. Walked to the various stalls when I was caught by these small glass bottles containing soyabean milk, coke, sprite and the different kinds of drinks. Thinking back, I last drank such stuff from a glass bottles ages ago. We continued touring the exhibition after that and was captivated by quite a few food items here and there. Next on, we shared a bowl of shark's fin stew. Last but not least, we ended up with four kueh pa tie.

Next on. Marina Square. We shopped around the various stalls before ending up at Rastafari where mother moo was nice enough to get me a bracelet. Yes, A NEW ORANGE BRACELET! So mother moo was enchanted or rather intrigued by the music and songs in Rastafari. We stayed there for some time before moving on to have a bowl of chicken rice. After food, we moved on to Suntec City to take a look at shoes. Apparently, Converse seems to have gone missing. God knows where it moved to.

Last destination. Geylang's Rochor Beancurd. Delicious man! I'm gonna have one more later on with Vanessa. So well, thank you mother moo for the trip down to the exhibition and sorry for being late for the first time. Hahaha.

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Exotic man performing on this pipe made of wood

Entering the zoo

Take a look at this. You need to pay 5 bucks for taking photos of these birds

Wait Vanessa! You need to pay for taking this as well!

Just keep swinging swinging over the treetops...

Peeka-boo, I can't seeeeeee youuuuuuuuu

@%&^%@@& APE'S SWEARING! WHAT THE-----

What's this flamboyant thing doing down here?

Mandarin geese? Great, I'm Chinese too, let's talk

Feeding session. We all love food don't we?

I really don't know what's his name

Slow...and...steady...

Pick me! Pick me!

*Snarls* Whatcha' looking at?

*whispers*

lalalala...bathing time

Stop snapping will ya?

This moron actually dumped his waste into the water when we walked past

I am a peacock. Pea as in peacock. Cock as in talk cock!

Our national treasure, orang utans. Wave people, wave

Nono. That's not one of those animals in zoo. It's just us

I can't help thinking this is a giant sea cucumber

...there she goes, there she goes again...

Introducing...the JACKASS PENGUINS!

Erm...I can't see this thing

S-l-o-w----l-o-r-i-s

Stand up, hands together

Hey sexay, ain't that a nice pose?

Hiak hiak hiak...let's hope nobody sees what I'm doing

Sonic's the hedgehog. So this must be Milo the Porcupine

*bows*

I never knew a prairie dog looks like this

Now obviously this doesn't look like a sea cucumber anymore. Wait, it looks like tiles

Hell no crush! Don't getcha ass outta tank

My bonnie lies over the ocean...my bonnie lies over the sea...

Baaaaaaaa

Eating grass

How cute

*peeks*

I am cow...hear me moo, I weigh twice as much as you...Moooooo

What can I do than to sleep and eat

Feathers!

I don't know when this was taken

See the bird on top?

Pigs flown from Papau New Guinea!

Suave isn't it?

Hey look. I've got the groove, I've got the style

At the dog show

Mice running on the pipes. Seen it?

Brandy!

Reptile garden

Oh give me a home...where the buffalo roams, where the deer and the antelope plays

The tribal man who took *erhem* someone by force and ordered her to shoot balloons down

One banana two banana three banana four, five banana six banana many many more, hey!

I didn't knew monkeys can swim

SNAKE! SNAKE! and...a botak?

Philip...THE SEALION!

Snake...

And more snakes!!!!

I'm a big big turtle...in a big big world...it's not a big big thing...

Fairytales without prince and their asses...

Ba....ba....ba....BOON!

Coconut crabs...what a piece of crap

Roaches...roaches

Stingray anyone?

B-is-for---Butterfly

In the jungle, the lion jungle...the lion sings tonight *roar*

The Giraffe

Us and giraffe

Zebra

Lazing happily...

Random shots

You raised me up so I can stand on mountains...

Polar "breathless" bear

Sunbear sun-tanning

Camel nuts...yummy

Look what he's doing

Hippopotamusssss

My KANGA!!!! kanga kanga kanga...

On the bus

On the train

That sums up our day in the zoo. Sorry for the late update of pictures.

|._Ondre stumbled at 11:45:00 AM_.|