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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Hail Almighty

After much bumping and thumping and banging around the world wide webs, I have finally settled for this particular blogskin, thanks to the creator =]artzero[=. For a start, I seriously wonder why he would wanna put the two smiley faces at the ends of his alias because it looks as if I have totally changed the image by adding a mole to it. However it is, a very well done blogskin which me as a certified-html-loser-cum-idiot could not possibly do it. EVERYBODY PLEASE KNEEL DOWN AND HAIL THESE BLOGskin CREATORS.

In the past, I used to think that blogging is a pretty lame activity because all you do is to rant and ramble and screech and yell at this black black computer as though it can empathize you no matter what situations you are in. Moreover, entertaining blogs started popping out with people updating you on their daily lives (I dont mean happening daily lives, I mean daily-routine-lives). How interesting.
E.g. Tomolo i need to wake up at 8am to shit first. Then hor, after that i need to bathe and wash my hair and my face and also brush my teeth lor, cuz after that i need to go to skool at 830am lei. So early hor? Cuz hor, the lessons start at 9 mah, that's why lor. My lessons end at 5pm then after that i will go and meet my boyflen, shooo excited lei!!!!! Haiya, now 11pm liao, i need to go and sleep le lor cuz hor later mamma will sae i cannot get 8 hours of sleep. Okay, bye bye. -little pretty-

Of course, there are many outstanding BLOGging CREATORS (or bloggers as you will like to call them) as well. They have my newfound respect for the way they use words to express their ideas and not forgetting to inject humour into entries that they have presented. Although there is this common saying that goes like, "A picture speaks a thousand words", but I guess a good piece of entry gets across to people much more easily (not everybody can read in-between the lines or read the pictures la, you think everybody is take literature one meh?).

Yes, that's right. Just take for example the following picture:

Judging from this picture, many would say that this is probably a pretty harmless and friendly dog which is welcoming a stranger with a "give me a pat" look.

SO WRONG!! This is a dog which practically eats and shits and urines the whole day. WHOLE DAY OKAY!? What else? It is not welcoming a stranger but trying to snatch food from the person taking this photograph. Great! Who says a picture speaks a thousand words? Please own up and bang the wall. Also, it is an extremely fat dog with excess fats all around its body and needs 10 whole big bottle of extrim to xcha-xcha-xcha his fats (thank you for anyone who is willing to sponser). Okay enough said, the point should have been taken by now. So, once again, LET'S HAIL THE GREAT WRITERS OF THE BLOGGING SOCIETY!

N.B.: The above picture is actually my dog, Ondre. Okay, he is not as bad as I have depicted because he seriously doesn't shit and urine the whole day. Ha! As for the 10 bottles of extrim, any samaritans' offer would be welcomed. Thanks to the photographer who lured him.

|._Ondre stumbled at 11:06:00 AM_.|

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