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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Cal-a-Cab

I have devised a few relatively simple methods to categorize the different types of couples we see on the roads.

Okay, I lied. I only have one in my mind anyway.

Introducing the term CAL-A-CAB. It is simply pronounced as Call-a-cab. Isn't it simple to remember? Have you suffered from a slight irritation when you see girls screaming around, pulling their hair and running in a hysterical manner whilst holding on to their boyfriends who happened to be ogling at other girls and soothing out the messed up strands on their waxedededededed hair (I am not exaggerating la, just that I thought they like to chase guys around thus resulting in the hysterical manner. The hair, on account of being extremely -waxed- is probably due to the guys using perhaps, a bottle, to wax their hair. As such, I am definitely speaking the truth). We call this kind of couples CAL-A-CAB which is...*violin playing*.................................................................................................................................................... TADA!!! Chao ah lian-and-Chao ah beng! It is so user-friendly and simply *muacks* marvellicious. Imagine you and your friend walking around the malls of bugis (which is famous for CAL-A-CAB) engaging in a particularly interesting conversation.

Me: Hey friend, see your 9 0'clock (left), got one CAL-A-CAB (or simply CAC) lei!
Friend: Yah hor, so tok gong lei! Can run soo fast.
Friend and you: Wah.....
*Friend and you stare at the couple, running and screaming while the girl open the mouth so big that a thousand hoosefly can enter. Girl also pulling her hair and seemed to be going berserk.*
CAL: you.....no....run.....sooo....fast
CAB: kao bei la, today use cheap wax need go buy one more new bottle! My hair! My hair!

Voila! Ingenious *kliak* billy! On account of this entry, I shall once again bring up my imaginary friend (I told you I was schizophrenic!), little pretty. Little pretty has pretty much amazed us with her extraordinary flair for writing in the virgin entry of this blog. As such, I shall extract another part of her blog and post it here:
Whee...*giggles until mad*, I don't know hor actuarly got shooo marni people got blog one lei. So shocked lei. Euuu all know hor, today I wake up shooo earli lei cuz the stupid lesson lor, start at 8am...soo suay one lei. But then after that hor, I went to meet my boyflen lor, quite sian hor everyday have to meet him but then cuz i love him too much liao mah. I love u lei boyflen, we cannot leave each other for one day one lei. Okay lor, I wanna go sleep again liao or not not mei mei liao. -little pretty

Haha! My foot! I love my ass more! I love my ass so much that I cannot bear to leave it on the toilet seat and I have to to bring it to anywhere I go! I love my ass so much it has been part of me, it has integrated into me. I toally adore my ass! Okay, I am starting to hallucinate, it's time I put my pen down and get to more serious things e.g Sleeping.

|._Ondre stumbled at 10:06:00 PM_.|

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