1. attracting attention in a vulgar manner;
2. plausible but false or insincere;
3. of or relating to prostitutes or prostitution.

Small note: I am finally back to the virtual world after a day of being internet-less. Finally went for a session of tennis for around 2 hour and I'm suffering from extreme aches now. Managed to catch a coach giving lesson at one particular moment and thus picked up some pointers from his lessons. I guess that's how different people try to learn without paying =D. Firstly, I would like to say, "no problem" to dine regarding the graffiti (Anytime man! haha...will get some hand-drawn ones for you guys when I'm free). Secondly, the previous entry is a tad exaggerating (is it a double g or r? I always get mixed up on this) on points 1 and 3 but I thought it would add a little colour to the entry since it pretty much contain anger-factors. Fret not friends, I am not annoyed or angered but as you know I just like insulting people, right shoot? Last but not least, for your information, Sentosa Luge is out! Go try it out! It seems very fun and pretty worth its price (for me its 20 bucks for 5 full rides and it's transferrable).

Hahaha, extremely interesting articles quoted from people shall be posted up as follows:

this was posted by me on her tagboard requesting her to blog

this was her reply

Okay moo, extremely interesting, marvellous, splendid, outstanding, sensational, amazing, beau---beauTIFOOL!!! Hahaha, that made me laugh so hard I nearly fell off the floor. I was thinkin that shoot sot sot liao, why suddenly say she stunned so I decided to visit your entries section. Lo and behold! This is what I saw *jump 3 steps*. Thank you, that woke me up from my slumber. I bet mother moo must be feeling extremely bored to decide to blog in the wee hours. She must either be hallucinating about her various oncoming exams or thinking about me which resulted in her insomnia. Poor thing, think of me in the morning next time la. I am still thinking what is so obscene about my tag resulting in them replacing it with 1*beep*2 (this sounds more obscene really).

Next on, I will not mention this person's name because apparently her blog is supposed to be kept under the wrap, cover, blankets, containers, bags, rubbish bins and what not. I will respect her rights of privacy lest she start throwing bunches of bananas at me =D.

this is what she posted after my email

Firstly, my dear flen, I mentioned in the email liao what, I was extremely tickled by your last entry because I cannot imagine a firefly being held captive by you. It must have been an extremely excruciating and traumatic experience for that poor firefly. But thank God, they only have a lifespan of 1 day, bless it. And, how you know my backside itchy? Want to help me scratch? =D Yeah, I think the term was introduced by Julian dad. Anyway, meaning of user-friendly here isn't about environmentally friendly, that was a tad not linking ar? You holiday too long liao is it? Go to the zoo and help out the animals la! Maybe you can create a new trend of Magadascar (that cartoon) helping the zebras, king kong, lions, chimpanzees and hippos get out. Are you by any chance going to Tekong to see your boyfriend? I wish you luck for your holidays, we will always love you =D.

Speaking about the title of this song, I was actually planning to mention something about loyalty but I kindda laugh my ass out that I can't type coherently now. So I shall leave it as that because I need to catch the chinese version of x-files on channel 8 now.

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