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Wednesday, September 07, 2005

An extremely senseless post

Did I just mention that this is going to be a senseless entry?

Oh yes, I did! As such, I shall post up to the name (or rather heading, whatever it is). It struck on me why I had never have the noble aspiration of becoming a teacher (yi ri wei shi, zhong sheng wei fu). After a shocking, tiring, tedious, menial, absurd 4 hours of non-stop teaching and at the same time marking on the 6 piles of English journals, I have a newfound respect for pre-school teachers as well as lower primary teachers. HOW! HOW in the world am I supposed to teach the basic fundamentals of probably simple present tense, present continuous, present perfect...blah blah blah...it nearly drove me crazy! I never knew teaching English was tough until now. I never knew teacher had to bear so much until now. I never knew teaching was hard until now. Now I know it all. The only incentives that I have is probably the pay (which I have no idea whether it is $5 an hour, $6 an hour or 60% of the tuition fees, please give me all, I'd accept it with grace) and students that are not rowdy (at least they don't run around the centre screaming and yelling and screeching and pulling each other's hair as well as pulling my hair). Goodness! Hail the teachers! Hail the teachers!

10 ways to be a good teacher (this is probably my own point of view):
  1. considerable amount of patience
  2. able to withstand noise
  3. speak in a simplified manner
  4. have incentives for students (I have always liked that :D)
  5. write neatly
  6. able to multi-task
  7. can bang the table with enough groove
  8. able to scream when necessary
  9. speak at an appropriate volume at all times
  10. be paid!

As such, I am off to bathe and be a good teacher.


Ninja!

|._Ondre stumbled at 11:21:00 AM_.|

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