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Monday, September 26, 2005

First day of school

Word of the day: primordial
Meaning:
  1. Being or happening first in sequence of time; original
  2. Primary or fundamental

Small note: First day of school. No lessons but I am worn out. See what has school done to nice students like me. Okay, fine, I lied, I'm not that nice a student but at least I didn't burn the school down after what has happened. I am starting war soon, please do not hinder my progress because anti-matthewism is on.

Forget about not having a timetable. Forget about the fact that almost everybody has forgotten us. Forget about us making a wasted trip there. They must have all thought that we have turned into spirits after the Lunar 7th month or probably fly to the moon to get chummy with Chang'e after the Autumn's festival. Yes, it is just the first day of school but it has left my blood boiling, my head fuming, my blood vessels bursting, my veins protruding and my arteries erupting blood very soon. I am at any point of time ready to turn violent and unstable. So, if you wish to incur my wrath now, go ahead, I will just turn you inside out and pull off your intestines and tie it around you. Afterwhich, I will pour a whole packet of blood over you and throw you into Singapore river.

Did I say I wanted to quit taking Geography? Stop comparing me with the UK students stating that's what they usually do. Saying what they start with 4A's and end up doing 3A's and an AS. WHAT ON EARTH CAN I DO WITH AN AS GEOGRAPHY. Enlighten me on that, I am seriously puzzled, really. Am I supposed to wash toilet with that AS Geography and then telling people how I understand the human shit decomposes and pollutes the environment when it's flushed into the sea. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH??? Thank you but I do not think the toilet-users are interested in this information. I might just diss them off. Hey mattew, what did you grew up on? Should be sewage I guess. I bet you had shit for breakfast, toadstools for lunch and probably some bacteria of some sort for dinner. Ah, that explains why your brain is useless and it keeps shrinking to the extent of becoming a pea brain. Did anyone told you you look a tad like that earthworm Jim with that extremely long face of yours. Sad thing is that you are too fat to qualify becoming earthworm Jim. I am capable of spewing a long string of profanities now but I shall not waste my breath on someone like you.

Just when I am so determined to study, my dreams are dashed. I am so tired now. Let's work hard together Wanling. I'm so glad I have you.


Ninja!

|._Ondre stumbled at 6:46:00 PM_.|

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