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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Fortunate vs. Unfortunate

Word of the day: hoi polloi
Meaning: the common people; the masses

Small note: I remembered being told that friends are user-friendly. It was actually being justified and rejected last night. So many things are happening around that I can hardly believe my own ears or eyes. Perhaps sometimes, I should accept the fact that society is no longer simple and bonded by traditional beliefs. Perhaps, it is me who just hasn't come to terms with the new rules. I longed for innocence and tranquility again. Allow me to seek that in Ondre even though he's extremely irritating at times. Apparently, he's seeking solace under the bed because my mum just slammed the chest of drawers (on purpose, haha!) Let me emphasize that the entry below is not targetted at any sane humans I talked to last night. I know you are all sensible enough to note that =D. Whatever things I have done for you guys that is mentioned below is out of my own will (of course that doesn't include those fabricated help, hahaha)

I am so glad that I have a bunch of friends who are ever so caring, ever-ready to render assistance when I most need it, ever so concerned. I would proudly say that yes I love these friends because they complete my life together with my family and Ondre. They really do. Call me mushy or what but I was touched and glad that I have them as my friends. If you do not agree then you must be jealous. Muahahaha. "Friends come and go" is apparently a cliched term so I would just say that I have met many oh well...unworthy people who only come knocking on your door when they need help. Apparently they will not be seeing this because like I say, they only come when they need help so you can only expect them ringing you when:

they are bleeding like hell and requires you to help them out in stopping the blood. At this point of a time, I will only offer a wooden cork and get them to stuff it in their blood vessels so that blood will stop.
they need silly help like, "can send me song?", "where to download song ar?", "teach me can?"!!!! Firstly, I am pissed because I am not your song machine mister. Secondly, I can tell you where to download but can you kindly add the word please? Thirdly, teach you!? THEN WHO TEACH ME!? GO FIGURE OUT YOURSELF LA! Oh oh, I'm so sorry, I've forgotten that you are brainless or your brain is simply filled with all the pornography and perhaps brain juices that have expired a hell ages ago. So sorry ar but I don't give it a damn do I?
they are suffering prostrate cancer at an extremely tender age. Sir, that's your problem. I suggest you castrating yourself to spare yourself the agony. Did I mention that I am not a certified doctor and not even a doctor-to-be? But anyway, just get yourself a cleaver or pen knife and do the job yourself to save the cost. I know castration has nothing to do with that cancer but I told you I'm not a certified doctor.
they are bored. They will message you going like, "Can you talk to me now? I'm feeling down." Hello there! You feel down ar? Then go to the top of the building and start having fantasies about suicide lor. If you simply have no idea what you can do, try watching Happy Tree Friends or Child's play (I heard that Child's Play 4 is extremely perverse). It might work. Let me tell you, I'm always feeling up so don't bother talking to me because we are from different dimension, world and what not because you might just turn on my violent tendencies.

I have been nice enough to tolerate all these nonsense for so long but that's it. I am putting a period to everything. If you do not know, I am still comprehending why I have you as a friend (arrgh I am so unwilling to say that out). But overall, I am still lucky, lucky to have friends who

bother knowing what sort of friends I am hanging out with
bother to ask me how I am recently
bother to ask me out no matter how busy they are
bother to talk to me whenever they are free
bother to advise me not to mix with bad company
bother to be concerned about me
bother to listen
bother to accept all mistakes I make and telling me, "It's alright"
bother to wish me luck when I have exams
bother to offer help when I need it
bother to go and study with me

I could simply take a whole day to churn out a long list but I guess point should have very much been noted now. I appreciate my life because there are such friends. I appreciate my life because there is my family. I appreciate my life because of Ondre.

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