1. your aircon decides to leak because of the chilling effect the entry has on it
2. you freeze to the extent of almost becoming an ice-cube?
3. you decide the entry is too lame

Alright, I've got a fairly good question to ask:

Upon suffering from itchiness, a matchstick started scratching it's head. What happened?

Ans: the matchstick caught fire

As such, the matchstick was being sent to the hospital for treatment. What did it become after coming out of the hospital ward?

Ans: Candy Floss

Ha! Isn't it funny? Can I emphasize again? I'm pretty bored right now, so allow me to go off and come back with funnier entries. Thank you.

N.B: I have tried many ways but to no avail to shift the sidebar to the extreme left corner. Can any kind souls enlighten me on this, it's irritating to scroll around to look at the entries. Your kindness will be greatly appreciated and I sincerely show my gratitude. Thank you. By the way, NB in any sense here does not mean "na bei" but nota bene in Latin. Thank you again.

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