I want my boyfriend to be as stupid as I am.

Call me a feminist for all you want. I mean c'mon man, why are girls the only creatures on Earth allowed to be stupid? I wouldn't like the idea of staring at my boyfriend in utmost admiration and praising him like there's no tomorrow even if he said something wrong. Just because he is smart and a brainy ass. Blah! I'd rather prance up and start saying something like, "Boy am I glad you are as stupid as me!" *flashing that mega-watt smile* Of course, he doesn't have to be dumber than me lest he will just have to be classified as semi-retarded like that Pierre Png guy from "tong xing yuan" that forever has nothing to do but to start saying, "mei len yu, mei len yu" *bimbotic tone and shakes ass* (that's how he pronounces it la). Please note that I am in any sense not against people who are smart. If you are, I congratulate you. I mean everyone are born with different abilities, yeah, I'm a dumbo, so what? It isn't like you are supposed to support me or live with me the rest of your life ain't it? So, stop telling me things like, "Ask the scientist la!" when I simply posted a question to you. Hey, are you challenging my intellect huh? *rolls a thousand eyeballs* Am I supposed to go to Einstein's grave, dig his skeletons up and start yakking, "Hey you bag of bones, bloody hell you! Answer me how is this theory possible? Why is it like that?" He'd probably haunt me when I'm asleep. I'd give a million pounds and wish that Einstein or Thomas Edison never existed. Also, don't start your long speech of i-know-it-because-i-know-it or i-know-it-because-i-read-it-from-the-book-and-i-dont-see-the-need-of-telling-you kindda reasons. Hey mister, people don't know then ask you la, you think what? Can you kindly reply with less arrogance, we don't need that anymore, it's too much for us. If women can be stupid, men can be as well, yeah!

Since I aspire to be like spongebob squarepants, stay tune for the pictures!

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