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Saturday, November 19, 2005

Standstill

Word of the day: deus ex machina
Meaning:

An unexpected, artificial, or improbable character, device, or event introduced suddenly in a work of fiction or drama to resolve a situation or untangle a plot
A person or event that provides a sudden and unexpected solution to a difficulty

Small note: Got this picture from Geraldine's blog. So this is how the rat-cum-roach ardent fan looks like. *Applaud please audience**Drum rolls.................**Eyes roll................* Voila! GUO MEI MEI! I thought she look a tad like those plastic dolls when I first see her picture in dine's blog. That made me a bit jittery. I had picture GMM to be someone like Ou de yang since she, like the former mentioned, uses cartoon to represent herself. Anyway, it still isn't going to make my impression of her as a poseur any better given the fact that she traumatized me with her rooooooooooooacccccchyyyyyyy song. Thank you Geraldine for the picture.

There are times when life comes to a complete standstill. When suddenly there is no objectives to anything that you do. When you realised you are coming to a crossroad. When you are trapped in the abyss of nothingness. When you wish the clock could turn back its time, back to the state of peace and tranquility. When you long for the innocence in life. When.................. YOUR DOG IS HIDING UNDER YOUR PARENT'S BED AND REFUSED TO GET OUT! Which thus delayed whatever plans you have because you have to coerce him to get back to his room and stay there for good.

Inter-house badminton match yesterday. It was pretty fun minus the infantile behaviour some imbeciles possesed. Let you win la, let you win la, stupid. Not like a winner of an inter-house competition from this pathetic school is gonna get you somewhere near to smelling Cambridge University. Smell my ass =D! Doesn't it just show that some people just don't have sportsmanship nobody how good they are in sports. Stop being a sore loser.

I've got a rather stupefying experience this week. Let's back-track to Thursday when this particular incident occurred. Shoot and I met at National Library for a self-studying session. Fast-forward to dinner since there's nothing much I can say about studying. Anyway, it's really quiet at the reference corner which I personally find it superb as a studying environment. Of course, due to my short concentration span and a freaking long day in school, I only managed to do 2 statistics exercises. An unaccomplished student in the making I sense. So, we were wandering around this booth outside National Library after that to see what freebies they have (Psst, we saw a lot of people carrying that box and reckon it was free). The catch was actually to complete a survey amidst browsing of the exhibitions and you can get a box of your choice. We did not take the box because we are kiasu and giam beng (having a fetish for petty gains) but because we have art flowing in our blood and took a particular liking for the artsy box, right shoot? By the way, the exhibition was held in conjunction with Singapore Design Festival 2005.

Now, that's the box with Muthu beside it. Muthu's really a camera-shy dog so pardon him for this particular shot. I personally think the name Agathe is really cool minus the super-long last name. After the triumph of getting our reward, we walked down to Bugis to settle our dinner. We managed to get to Yoshinoya (oh, I just realised their chinese name is Ji Ye Jia, cool huh?) after walking round and round deciding what to eat. So, nothing much to talk about eating as well and I was having Teriyaki Chicken Bowl as usual. Next on, we decided to walk around Bugis but couldn't managed to find a place that was not crowded.

Then, we were off back to home. We walked down to the Bras Brasah bus stop knowing that the one at Bugis will get really crowded and we wouldn't be able to get a seat as such. So we happily got up bus 80 when it arrived and settled for a seat at the upper deck. Soon, the bus came to a halt at Bugis and many boarded the bus. Shoot and I were sitting at the second last row and there was this woman in blue walking up the bus and went straight to the last row which is right behind us. I didn't managed to get how she looked like but I'd reckon she's in her thirties. Soon after the bus started the engine, this guy with a semi-afro hairstyle who is probably around 18-19 walked up as well and sat beside the lady. The guy was holding a plastic bag full of titbits as well. I thought he was pretty much okay-looking until he started talking.

Chao woman (CW): What is that in the plastic bag? What did you buy?
Chao turban (CT): Bomb! I wanna bomb everyone!
CW: Shh! Don't anyhow say ar. Later mata (police) catch you then you know.
CT: I scared ar? That stupid bus driver. I put 50cents in the ticketing machine and he refuse to give me a ticket! I still a kid lor!
CW: Even kid also pay 55cents la, you put 50cents of course he won't give you. Somemore you not kid liao. Have to pay 90cents.
CT: I am still a kid la! I pay 50cents and he should give me the ticket la

After this particular conversation, there was an awkward silence until the bus came to Lavendar station towards Kallang station.

CW: You know what? My hairdresser bitch about me behind my back la. He say I very hao se (lecherous?)
CT: What! Slap him la!
CW: Then last time we still so close then now he like that bitch behind my back.
CT: Slap him la!
CW: He say what he like me, but I don't know mah. I also got no feelings for him.
CT: Slap him and ask him to shut up la
CW: I ask him to be practical and don't hao gao wu yuan (having high expectations for something). We humans should have aims but must also be pragmatic.
CT: SLAP HIM SLAP HIM

Hahaha! At this point of time, I was nearly foaming at my mouth and I could hardly contain my laughter. Please enlighten me how such people actually come about to Earth? I couldn't really remember what that CT said but I can vaguely recall him using the same words SLAP HIM SLAP HIM incessantly. He's not the key character anyway. It's time he start introducing more vocabularies into his life. Anyway, they were speaking in Chinese and I translated them into English so do pardon me for the poor translation.

Okay, back to the journey. So, the bus still continued moving with shoot and me chuckling to ourselves and she having to pretend that she laughed because of a funny sms. Then we came to this really big poster in Geylang with a woman in sexy lingerie beckoning old ah peks and lao ti kos to call the hotline. It screamed in bold, "Jiao you wu xian...." meaning there is no limitations to making friends. The bus was moving at a relatively fast speed so I shall just take the picture next time. Meantime, you guys can check out the poster which is in Geylang, above the durian stall. In my opinion, they should just change the footer to, "Jiao(4) ji wu xian, ji(1) bu ke shi, ai zhi wan sui!" ---- "Unlimited prostitutes. Do not miss this great opportunity. Hail AIDS!"

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