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Monday, December 19, 2005

We wish you a merry Christmas...

Word of the day: charlatan
Meaning: A person who makes elaborate, fraudulent, and often voluble claims to skill or knowledge; a quack or fraud

Small note: We wish you a smelly christmas...we wish you a smelly christmas...we wish you a smelly chrisssssssssssssssstmassssssssssssssssssssssssss......and......a harpy new year! The waste bin is full, the rubbish is filled, we wish you a smelly christmas and a harpy new year...

Yes, I know I lied. I promised to blog an entry after I shit yesterday but apparently I disappeared into thin air soon after that. Must be the wedges, nuggets and cheesecake (Oh man, my stomach is rumbling right now but I should finish blogging before I'm off for my dinner.) I'M SORRY MAN HUIRU! I'M TRULY APOLOGETIC FOR CAUSING YOUR BOREDOM. Please do not nail me to the crucifix or send me to the guillotines in France. No, please don't, I'm still young, I have a great future ahead, I have my dog to look after, I have my family to care for, I have a 70-year old grandmother, a 15-year-old brother, television programmes to catch, an education waiting for me, I have unfinished tasks, I have remaining pizza in my fridge, I haven't caught King Kong the movie yet, I haven't gotten clothings for my dog, my dog still has his medical check-up coming along, we are having a chalet this friday, I am still waiting for Vanez to come back on Wednesday, I haven't done spring cleaning, I haven't had my examinations yet......and of course, the list goes on.

Alright, the charity show for the Heart foundation or something like that ended yesterday. As I watched the show, I am lamenting for the money donated over the past 1-2 years to such organisations. I know it might not be a lot but 100 plus is sure a lot to me! Yes, this is the amount I'd reckon to have donated through the phone calls. Please, this amount excludes donations I have made through flag selling, donation tickets and donation cards. Of course, the hosts of such programmes will start making me sound like I'm an evil, cruel, undeniable meanie. Ya, you so rich you go and donate la, I am a meanie so what? Not happy then settle a date we go toilet thrash it out. Then, they will start saying things like, "kindness begets kindness", "we should do a good deed everyday", "we the fortunate people should help people who are less fortunate" blah blah blah blah...Sorry, I am not a member of Scouts, I don't have that little booklet whereby I'm supposed to jot down after doing a good deed everyday. My kindness is being treated as peanuts! (Alright, if you guys don't get what I mean, its the big hoo-haa caused by Mrs Goh, T.T Durai and NKF) Enough man! $100 worth of peanuts gone just like that, it could have lasted Ape for ages. If I continue donating to foundations without proper fund management, I'd might as well stuff bananas into my own mouth and create a really unfortunate death? I'm sorry, this is what happens when one is in need of money and lacking of topic. However, I'm still feeling quite sore from this thing because only 10% of the funds donated by the public to NKF were used for the treatment of patients. To think I used to believe they were nice people. I'm feeling extremely cheated. Afterall, whenever I make a donation of peanuts, I don't ask for anything in return. No cars, no cash, no stickers, no free gifts and whatever. Alright, at this point of a time, I just have something very much against NKF because I only donated to them in the past and thus neglecting the many others foundation in Singapore. I shall not be an imbecile anymore.

Anyway, a really fulfilling holiday even though I haven't really started on my revision. Okay, I know moo moo is going to start yelling at me for being so lazy. Sorry for being so lazy, I just hate holidays to be at this point of a time. It just makes me totally disinterested in revision because I get so distracted by all the outings and nice television programmes. Oh man, I am after this cap in Muji, it's beau-----BEAUTIFOOOOOL. Let's hope I have enough money by Christmas to get this black cap! Anyway, I am back to my show Moo, I will be back to entertain you when you are online! =D

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