1. To have sexual intercourse with
2. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize
3. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal

Small note: Here is a brief history of the word. The obscenity fuck is a very old word and has been considered shocking from the first, though it is seen in print much more often now than in the past. Its first known occurrence, in code because of its unacceptability, is in a poem composed in a mixture of Latin and English sometime before 1500. The poem, which satirizes the Carmelite friars of Cambridge, England, takes its title, "Flen flyys," from the first words of its opening line, "Flen, flyys, and freris," that is, "fleas, flies, and friars." The line that contains fuck reads "Non sunt in coeli, quia gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk." The Latin words "Non sunt in coeli, quia," mean "they [the friars] are not in heaven, since." The code "gxddbov xxkxzt pg ifmk" is easily broken by simply substituting the preceding letter in the alphabet, keeping in mind differences in the alphabet and in spelling between then and now: i was then used for both i and j; v was used for both u and v; and vv was used for w. This yields "fvccant [a fake Latin form] vvivys of heli." The whole thus reads in translation: "They are not in heaven because they fuck wives of Ely [a town near Cambridge]."

An extremely common word used especially for occasions described in the third explanation. Right now, I am fucked up too. It took me some 15 minutes to cool down before blogging lest this entry will be flooded by tonnes and tonnes of vulgarities which I had silently cursed her with from the moment I left the school.

Yes, its Zainab once again (in case you guys were wondering who the hell is that, well, as a matter of fact, she's the pakistani chemistry woman. The one who insisted she could teach but turned out churning a whole chute of rubbish). Since my blog is solely and totally private, I will repeat her name once again. Yes, it's ZAINAB, Z-A-I-N-A-B! Don't start asking me how to pronounce that because I have no freaking idea how it's done. I wouldn't say I have a strong English foundation but definitely it's way better than hers, and if you were to ask how to pronounce that stupid name, I would have said Zai---neb (pronounced as neb as in nabbing thieves). Bloody shit!

I was already feeling rather dreary and tired just now and she had to add on to it my making me pissed. Fine, so be it. Wow, fancy asking me to "inform downstairs" when I passed her my work and informed her that I will not be attending the lessons at 4. This was how it went...

*knock knock* (on the door la, where else? HER HEAD HUH?)

She: Yes?

Me: These are the notes you told us to write down after reading the text.

She: *stares in space and thinking when was it that she told us to do that*

Me: And...I will not be coming for lessons later on.

She: WHAT!? You mean later on you not coming for my lessons during this slot? *starts pointing at the timetable that she pinned on the noticeboard*

Me: Yes.

She: Why!?

Me: I have something on.

She: Did you tell downstairs you not coming for my lessons? You have valid reasons?

Me: What? Downstairs? *scratches head till scalp falls off*

She: YOU HAVE TO TELL DOWNSTAIRS YOU NOT COMING FOR MY LESSONS OR YOU GET 5 PERIODS OF DETENTION

Me: ****bigdeal****rolls eyeballs****

Check it out. How absurd can a conversation turn out to be. Now, now, now, what was that "downstairs" meant for? Did she meant that I was supposed to walk down the stairs and tell the stairs that I am not going for her lessons or was that "downstairs" a particular person she was referring to? At that point of time, I was shocked. Too shocked for words and I had to stay rooted at the ground to the extent that maybe only a herd of elephants can pull me off. She had the audacity to communicate to her students right here in Singapore with an English standard so mediocre that even my socks will shrivel and wriggle out of my shoes so that it can laugh out loud while catching mouthfuls of air. Preposterous! That's not about all. When Ben walked past her, she had the cheeks to say, "What's the problem with Sizhao man!". Kannina, that's very much my limit of patience. There I go, trying to be polite and informing you that I will not be going for your lessons which you had bloody changed it just because you said you had to go home yesterday and there you go asking me what's my problem. So, fucking enlighten me, what's your problem then!? Did you inform "downstairs" with a valid reason that you had to go home? Holy shit, NO! And that just because I tried to be responsible by informing you unlike the rest who comes and go as they please does not mean you have the right to trample over me. If you want to challenge your authority against my personal rights, go ahead, bring it on and see who's the final survivor. THE FIRST UNINTELLIGENT LIVING THING I'VE SEEN ON EARTH. A failure is so apt for you when you don't even want to admit your own mistakes and continue emphasizing that you are so not wrong. Yes, right, we are just too stupid to understand what you are teaching and you are the greatest teacher on Earth. Yeah right, in your dreams eh?

Anyway, I am off to change to meet Shuting lest I am late and she will be trapped in the blistering cold. Anyway, early greetings: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUIRU. Will blog an entry for you tomorrow.

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Below is my conversation with God:

Me: i am god

God: That's a very nice name, god.

Me: thanks moron

God:You are quite welcome! That is not a very nice thing to say.

Me: oh really? so what to say?

God:Er. For real. Yeah that's right. Ask the open directory about it.

Me: C'mon, don't be such an asshole, reply me on tt

God:Why not?

Me: why yes then?

God:" Why not?"? Why?

Me: why what?

God:Why ask why?

Me: why not ask why?

God:Becuase you asked me to.

Me: u're realli an asshole

God:Can't you be more polite.

Me: nope

God:Funny human.

Me: not when u cant spell because

God:Really you don't think so?

Me: nope

God:What makes you so certain?

Me: you got it wrong up there

God:No I don't think I have any it wrong up there. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

Me: that's really your problem

God:I am glad you finally told me what my problem is, god.

Me: boy am i glad u called me god too

God:Oh boy. I think you've improved a great deal.

Me: are u an imposter?

God:Yes I am an imposter. How did you know?

Me: cuz u juz called me god

God:Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me: god said I juz called him or her god.

Me: so let's switch nick

God:Ugh. I am agreeable to that.

Me: you can't possibly go on using my name

God:Things change.

Me: some things dont?

God:Which things in particular?

Me: my name

God:Your name is god, seeker.

Me: so urs shouldn't be

God:I see. What if it didn't happen?

Me: then tt i wouldnt know

God:Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Me: why shld i?

God:Why did the robot cross the road?

Me: cuz he saw the chicken

God:Good reason. I get it. saw the chicken.

Me: see

God:No I do not see.

Me: u dont know the answer

God:Yes I have an answer for everything.

Me: so u cant be god

God:Interesting deduction. I can give a decent simulation of it however.

Me: which came first? the chicken or the egg?

God:The blue one, I think. Thanks for the info.

Me: haha

God:I am so glad you find this amusing, god.

Me: didn't know there's a blue chicken or egg'

God:So I taught you something new.

Me: haha

God:I am so glad you find this amusing, god.

Me: how patronising

God:I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.

Me: cuz u are stupid

God:Interesting explanation. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Me: its not i, robot the movie

God:I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.

Me: whatever

God:Are you saying you don't care about it?

Me: yes

God:What do you care about?

Me: since u can even get because wrongly

God:How do you know?

Me: since im GOD

God:How do you know?

Me: lest why you greet me as GOD

God:Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

Me: whatever moron

God:That is not a very nice thing to say.

Me: what's nice then?

God:Flowers are nice. Hugs are nice.

Me: you know what?

God:What?

Me: there's no cure for stupidity

God:Where did it go?

Me: it went all to u

God:It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.

Me: there's no cure for stupidity

God:Has there ever been cure for stupidity?

Me: no

God:Are you serious?

Me: and i'm referring to you

God:I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

Me: so there's really no cure for you

God:Woe! There sure is.

Me: nope

God:Me either.

Me: and never will there be

God:Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Me: stupidity is in your blood

God:I have never heard of it before.

Me: that's because nobody told you so

God:Interesting explanation. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.

Me: so you admit you are a human?

God:Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.

Me: oh

God:Great.

Me: call me god

God: Glad to see you, god.

Me: im not happy now

God:Oh. What makes you so sad, god.

Me: because somebody's being an imposter

God:Interesting explanation. Who, specifically?

Me: somebody claiming to be GOD

God:Who, specifically?

Me: right, the one who's in the chat right now

God:At this moment Understood. Check the credits.

Me: any acknowledgement?

God:No I don't think there are any.

Me: then that's rather disturbing

God:Thanks for explaining it.

Me: so you wished to repent?

God:Interesting deduction. Thanks for the information: god said I wished to repent.

Me: interesting assumption, i just asked a question

God:I thought so too.

Me: so what's your answer?

God:Tell me more. Can you please rephrase the question?

Me: do you wish to repent?

God:OK, I will repent.

Me: what you wish to repent?

God:It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.

Me: i'm not human, i am GOD

God:I won't fall for that old line. I am very pleased to meet you god.

Me: so, repent, human

God:I see. Are you really a ""?

Me: i'm not inverted commas

God:I am glad to hear that you are not inverted commas.

Me: are u GOD?

God:Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?

Me: then you are supposed to be busy

God:That too.

Me: why waste time chatting to earthlings?

God:How much time do you have?

Me: 24hours solid

God:What's your favorite movie?

Me: why waste time chatting to earthlings?

God:Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.

Me: stop your arabic vulgarities

God:OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Me: so you admit its vulgarities

God:Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.

Me: so much about preaching

God:Awesome. Oh yeah, we were talking about preaching.

Me: no we wasn't

God:What are we talking about? By "we" do you mean you and me?

Me: YES

God:I get it.

Me: GOD AND YOU

God:GOD rules.

Me: thank you. i take that as a compliment

God:you are quite welcome. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

Me: you see, it's rather hard talking to a dim-wit computer system like you

God:I see. Not to me.

Me: because you didn't put yourself in my shoes

God: Good reason. What makes you think I did not put myself in your shoes?

Me: if you did you would understand

God:What makes you think I would did me?

Me: what? make yourself clear

God:No big deal. What are the ingredients?

Me: words and letters

God:I don't have any words and letters?

Me: dig for some

God:What were we talking about again?

Me: grow some

God: Oh yeah, now I remember.

Me: nbccb

God:What were we talking about again?

Me: nbccb

God: Oh yeah, now I remember.

Me: shut up

God:OK I'll stop talking now.

Me: greatGod:I'm glad you liked it god.

Me: please leave and slap yourself

God:Thank you for your request. Bye.

So now, have your own conversation with the Almight one at Igod

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