1. A vague feeling of bodily discomfort, as at the beginning of an illness
2. A general sense of depression or unease

Nothing beats coming home after walking 3 hours under the blazing sun and enjoying a glass of ice cold water! (sadly it's not tiger beer) Now what? I've been tagged by seow yan again. This topic is relatively fun so I shall spare some time now to post this up.

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Rules: The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different expectations of their perfect lover. You will need to mention the gender of your lover. Tag 8 victims afterwhich and let them know you tagged them.

TARGET: Guys(for girls) Girls(for guys)

Here's mine:

Preferred gender: Guys

THE EIGHT FACTORS:

1. perfect lover cannot be older than me by more than 3 years or younger than me by more than 1 year
2. perfect lover has to be a sweetie-pie and considerate. No over-the-mountain ego nor strong male chauvinistic characters
3. perfect lover must not be too intelligent. For friends who have read my humble blog for quite some time must have known that I hate intellectuals or at least people who claim to be intellectuals *roll eyeballs*
4. perfect lover has to be a sports lover, preferably water sports for example, kayaking, swimming, canoe polo, water polo, sailing, etc. This can ensure him to be tanned and sunny looking!
5. perfect lover has to be at least 1.70m. Fine, fine, fine, I know I'm not tall but sometimes a nice bod have to match with an acceptable height so that it will look compatible. Nobody likes a short height with an overly muscular body right?
6. perfect lover must have pleasant looks and relatively nice features. Big eyes with nice eye brows as well as a great smile is extremely captivating! Okay, I know nobody looks perfect unless we are talking about manga characters in Final Destiny or Cardcaptor Sakura
7. perfect lover cannot have extremely different social life or moral values from me. I mean you can't expect me to hang out with someone who loves shopping the whole day and enjoys dressing up more than I do. Most importantly, I cannot stand dating someone who thinks one-night stand is totally cool and important in life. I wouldn't want to end up like the girl in the sex scandal
8. perfect lover cannot have too much hair on his legs (preferably hairless) and must shave his facial hair frequently to avoid looking like billy goat. Yes, this is dead important and I think it's the first criteria of what I look for in a perfect lover

Okay for now. These are just what I look for in a perfect lover, it might not be this case for my real lover though. Obviously I wouldn't know what a kangaroo's social life and moral values are. Maybe I will learn hopping soon.

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Next on, the ten things that I cannot stand people doing when they are on board a bus (the items are list in order with the 10th being the most irritating and I totally abhor it)

1. Peeking at people's messages when they are either too bored or simply big kaypos! C'mon man, where's your sense of decency, kindly respect people's privacy because I bet with a pound you wouldn't like having your messages peeked at as well.
2. Hovering over the person so that you can catch a glimpse at the content of the magazine or newspaper the person is reading. I wouldn't mind if the person doesn't hover and block the barely visible light available in the bus. Next time when I see a person hovering over me and blocking all the light thus resulting in me being unable to continue with my novel, I'm so gonna smack the book at his/her face!
3. Some people literally throw themselves towards the seat at though they weigh a tonne and apparently this action makes me jolt with a shock at times or wake me up from my slumber. I mean honestly if you lost your balance because the bus is moving, I wouldn't have mind but this guy apparently sat down while the bus was stationary just now and he had to dump his whole weight on the seat beside me. I nearly felt I was being jolted out of my seat. Shit you!
4. People who keeps flaunting their ringtones in the bus. I don't get it. Fine if you have a latest 3G phone or a phone which has enough memory for you to store you mp3. You don't have to flaunt it in the bus and blasting the sound like there's no tomorrow. Yeah, continue flaunting and let's see if some phone-snatcher will leave u crying and sobbing for your lost item.
5. People who refuses to move in to the end of the bus so that others can get in. They will give tonnes and loads of excuses such as, "oh, cannot move in liao la, no more space" (apparently you can see a huge gap towards the end of the bus) or "later I need to alight that time need to walk all the way out" (alright and their destination is like 10 stops away).
6. People who keeps complaining that the air-conditioning system in the bus is really terrible and that the bus is extremely smelly. Hello! It's a public transport. So what now? You expect limousine style leathered seats with champagne just in front of you coupled with a really stylo-milo stereo system and blasting air-conditioners? You might be the one who smells anyway.
7. People who talks (God knows how many decibels higher) so loudly as though the conversation was meant for all the commuters. Refer to blog entry which reported on woman who was allegedly too irresistable that her hairdresser decided to fall in love with her but was rejected (affairs of the heart, how tragic). Some of these might prove to be more of a humourous event rather than an irritating incident. But, this woman that I met on the bus one day actually spews a whole string of vulgarities blatantly and loudly whilst having a conversation with whoever that was sitting beside her. Nevermind about that, we are talking about a repetition of similar obscenities being screamed out. Chee bye and fuck were all she knows *applause please audience*
8. The second runner-up. People who jostle and shuffle up the bus because they saw this single available seat at the end of the bus. When you thought you were going up the bus then somebody cuts the queue. See just how nice people can get. So it's alright. I'd reckoned they had been starving for ages and that single seat available looked like a piece of honey-baked ham. Who knows right?
9. The runner-up. People who digs their nose blatantly in front of you especially when you are in those long seats that have people seated parallel to you and facing you. Nevermind if they start digging their nose with their index finger because they must have found a joy in doing this. This might be able to cure them of some infactuations you know. But..., WHY MUST THEY FLICK THE PIECE OF MUCUS AROUND!? Goodness gracious goddess me...Thank goodness, I'm USUALLY opposite so I presume the mucus will not be able to fly that far, according to the force exerted and the mass of the mucus (physics theory again)
10. The champion! People who hit the warmed-up seats as though there are fleas coming out from others' ARSE! I totally abhor these uncivilised, uncouth, stupid, irritating and barbaric behaviour! The worst thing is that these people will looked disgusted at the thought of sitting on a seat that others have warmed up and start whacking the seat with their hands as though it has committed some heinous crimes. I do not wish to start stereotyping but most of these people are actually those oh-so-holy aunties and uncles who claims that kids these days have no manner. (recall: the aunty in the train who said I have no etiquette. Yes, no etiquette but air tickets got a dozen. Interested in any?) Great, tell me more about the pot calling the kettle black. This is so true.

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